Here are the best and cute Nerdy in other words Geeky pickup lines which has computer science, maths & physic related funny flirty things in which some are dirty for her or him.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You had me at “Hello World.”
Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
I hope you’re an ISO file, because I’d like to mount you.
My servers never go down… but I do!
Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
“Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.”
My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,…. she’s imaginary.
If I can’t buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.
Are you from pennsylvania cause i want to stick my pen in ur sylvania
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising… in my pants!
Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.
Walk by a girl and say “Are you looking at me? And if she says no say “Damn!”
You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
Are you from Mars beucase your ass is out of this world
hey girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do I sure wanna play creative with you!
I’m not skinny, I’m ribbed for your her pleasure
Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can’t get past u
I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness
Am I a break-dancing robot? (Why?) ’cause you turn me on
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
If you were a web browser, you’d be called a Fire-foxy lady.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Are your parents retarded cause girl your special
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie….
I can turn your software into hardware
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me
It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You must be Windows 95 because you’ve got me feeling so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Isn’t your e-mail address email@example.com?
I’d switch to emacs for you.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
Civil War style: C’mon, baby, let’s go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I need a babysitter tonight cas my parents aren’t going to be home..Interested?
You look so good, it’s like you have a permanent photoshop filter on or something
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?
You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear
Am I the piece? that finishes your puzzle
“Do you like computers?” (yes.) “Do you like file sharing?” (yes) “Good, ’cause I’m downloadable and user friendly!”
Tell me of this thing you humans call short dramatic pause love.
If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
I’d like to play on your laptop.
Where’s the ‘like’ button for that smile?
You totally spiked my traffic.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.
If you were an ebay auction, I’d totally ‘buy it now’.
You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!
“My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me.”
Hope you got a big trunk, cause im putting my bike in it.
Baby, if you were a booger i’d pick you first
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie
You have a trojan? hmm… I think I’ll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I’d get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
No, that’s not an iPod mini in my pocket. I’m just happy to see you.
Baby, I couldn’t help but take judicial notice of how fine you’re looking tonight
hey baby, cum to butt-head
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Baby i’ll treat you like my hw- I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
If you don't get many of these, that probably just means you're NOT a NERD! Leave these babies for the geeks and nerds and move along!
My love for you is like dividing by zero-- it cannot be defined.
If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.
You're sweeter than 3.14
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe
I'd like to calculate the slope of those curves.
You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Chemists do it on the table periodically.